Irrational Pregnancy Fears: Delivering the Baby in the Toilet

Toilet (Photo credit: homespot hq)

At just about nine months pregnant, I have this irrational fear of pushing the baby out into the toilet.  Whenever I sit down to, well, do number two, I’m freaked out that I’m going to look down and see a baby.  I think I may have watched one too many episodes of “I didn’t know I was pregnant”!  That seems to be a common theme in that show, all of the babies end up in the toilet…

This is completely ridiculous, I know.  For one thing, Josie’s not anywhere near ready to come out.  The doctor said she’s still way up in my uterus and I’m not dilated at all.  For another thing, those women on that show don’t actually know that they are pregnant… I know I’m pregnant.  Really pregnant.  I think I would figure out what was happening if a baby started coming out of me while I was trying to… uh… take the Browns to the Superbowl.

Anybody else have this crazy fear?  Any other completely irrational fears relating to pregnancy?

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